Make it happen

Today was so exciting, my humans took me to swim in my favourite river - the River Wye in the Peak District.

That statement is actually not true, they didnt take me to swim there, i ran off, purely because i love swimming more than anything in the whole world, more than food, even cheese..

I could tell it was going to be an exciting day, they packed that big bag, the one they put food in that often falls on the floor, i love that bag, i could smell it on the journey, sausages, cheese and chicken.. it was going to be a good day.

We parked and i took the opportunity, i jumped from the car, then... when they were not looking i made it happen, i ran as fast as i could, down that hill, i could smell the water, no amount of shouting "OZZIE" "GET BACK HERE" "YOU BAD DOG" "CHEESE" would bring me back.